Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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