You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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