can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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