sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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