Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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