1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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