we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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