You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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