the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
