So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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