: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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