whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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