Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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