What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
