Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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