No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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