I want you more than these girls want KFC
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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