Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"