Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
What's dad's email?