Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
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you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog