Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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