the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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