Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
