It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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