this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I have aggressive nipples.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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