Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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