shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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