I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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