So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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