so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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