Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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