I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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