I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I want to fling myself into the sun
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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