Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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