can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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