because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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