who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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