The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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