Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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