I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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