I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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