One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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