why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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