what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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