even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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