were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize