hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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