The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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