nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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