how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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