So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
