sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
