it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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