I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
