yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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