is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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