I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Who died my cat blue again?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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