Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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