How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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