im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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