i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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