We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Ambien. No doubt about it.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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