Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Everything about him screamed your future.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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